Funny Banana Jokes 1 Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches. A magnetic banana. Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Banana Jokes - Food Jokes
These banana jokes are great for parents, teachers, cafeteria workers, farmers, ice cream shoppe workers — anyone who enjoys bananas. Q: In what position was the banana during the Tour de France. Q: Why did the farm hand lose his job on the banana farm? A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away. Q: What did the apple say to the green banana?
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Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day.
Banana jokes are so ap-peel-ing! So we've not been up to any monkey business. Instead, we've gathered together a bunch of the best jokes around just for you. This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. The first guy replies, "Well sure, there's lots of really cute girls around.