Language Barriers A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that seat was reserved for flight attendants. With his limited English he did not fully understand what he was told but hand signals soon got him to move a little further back. Soon there was another person persuading him to move out of first class. Again he moved further back.
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? Teacher: class ko der kyu pahunche? Santa: sir, School Van puncture ho gaya tha Teacher: to tumhe bus mein aana tha Santa: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha