A brunette was jogging through the park when she found a magic lamp. She rubbed it, and of course a genie appeared out of nowhere. There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke. Three women signed up for the race — a Blonde, a Redhead, and a Brunette. After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up onto the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker. Nearly 4 hours later, the Brunette finally stumbled ashore and collapsed in front of the worried crowd. Several journalists surrounded her and asked why it had taken so long for her to finish the race.
"Brunette" Jokes or Blonde Revenge"
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Order Funniest First Latest First. There was 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. A blonde, brunette, and red head were on top of a magic mountain. The myth of the mountain was that if you jumped off of it and yelled out what you wanted to be, you would instantly turn into it. The brunette jumped off and said she wanted to be an Eagle, so she turned into an Eagle and flew away.
Why can't brunettes "tease" their hair? Because it's not funny. What do you call picking up a brunette from a bar? Brown-Bagging it.