Bill O’Reilly Sexual Harassment Suit

Watching a porno, Bill O'Reilly phones Andrea Mackris, Fox News producer, and begins to "babble perversely regarding his fantasies concerning Caribbean vacations because, purportedly: "Once people get into that hot whether they shed their inhibitions, you know they drink during the day, they lay there and lazy, they have dinner and then they come back and fool around... that's basically the modus operandi." [Mackris affidavit] detecteur de metaux minelab

BILL O'REILLY: Well, if I took you down there then I'd want to take a shower with you right away, that would be the first thing I'd do… yeah, we'd check into that room, and we would order up some room service and uh and you'd definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get into you I would get 'em into you… maybe intravenously, get those wines into you…

You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda' soap up your back... rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water... and um... you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda' put my arm – it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... and I would put it around front, kinda' rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...

So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business...

What's fascinating to me about Bill O'Reilly's Caribbean shower fantasy, besides the obvious hilarity, is the similarity to a [un]sexy shower scene in his 1999 book, Those Who Trespass. I blogged about this very scene back in July, writing, "Hmm, Bill O’Reilly... Tommy O'Malley... do you think this is supposed to be at all autobiographical?"

Stripping off her bathing-suit, she walked into the huge shower. She pulled the lime green curtain across the entrance and then set the water for a tepid 75-degrees. The spray felt great against her skin as she ducked her head underneath the nozzle. Closing her eyes she concentrated on the tingling sensation of water flowing against her body. Suddenly another sensation entered, Ashley felt two large hands wrap themselves around her breasts and hot breath on the back of her neck. She opened her eyes wide and giggled, "I thought you drowned out there snorkel man."

Tommy O'Malley was naked and at attention. "Drowning is not an option", he said, "unless of course you beg me to perform unnatural acts – right here in this shower." [Those Who Trespass]

Bill O’Reilly reads from Those Who Trespass [Ledge of Liberty]
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