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August 03, 2004
FOX News: Now with extra paranoia
Top 10 Terror Tips Countdown
10. "Terror Tip: Carefully inspect mail before opening; check for return address, post mark, excessive postage, ect..."
9. "Terror Tip: Try to fly on wide-body planes; terrorists often avoid them."
8. "Terror Tip: Never take the first taxicab in line; hail a moving cab instead."
7. "Terror Tip: Spend as little time at the airport as possible; avoid heavily glassed areas."
6. "Terror Tip: When in a foreign country, don’t advertise that you’re an American by speaking loudly, holding up maps, exchanging currency at airports, showing American flags, etc..."
5. "Terror Tip: Never stay in a hotel with an underground parking garage and never park on such a garage -- terrorists love car bombs."
4. "Terror Tip: Try to avoid crowded areas; Especially in large cities; avoid public transportation and tunnels and bridges during heavy commuting times."
3. "Terror Tip: Only carry essential money cards and identification."
2. "Terror Tip: Do not live or work in a highly urban area that most likely would be a terrorist’s target, such as New York City, Washington D.C., or San Francisco."
1. "Terror Tip: Make out a will and letter of instruction in case you die. Get fingerprinted, get your blood samples and obtain dental X-rays so your body can be identified incase you fall victim to an attack." Getting The essays of Montaigne Wikisource.
For more fun filled tips, there’s “Staying Safe: The Complete Guide to Protecting Yourself, Your Family, and Your Business” available from amazon.com.

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Comments
Terror Tip 23: You know what? You should probably just not leave the house. Unless you live in a large city, in which case, RUN!!
Terror Tip 42: Have as many guns as possible in the house.
Posted by: Anonymouse | August 3, 2004 10:44 AM
Terror Tip: 153: Trust no one -- everyone's an enemy!
Posted by: ledge of liberty | August 3, 2004 11:03 AM
Rupert Murdoch is the messiah, I'm ashamed to hear his commandments scoffed.
Still digging the site Peter : )
Posted by: eric | November 13, 2004 04:06 PM

