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June 29, 2004
Mystery of “The Pet Goat” Revealed

"Open your book up to lesson 60 on page 153…and get ready to read the title." - Mrs. Daniels, Emma E. Booker Elementary School, September 11, 2001
It’s taken a substantial amount of research, spurred on by reader inquiries of an earlier article, to track down the infamous goat story President Bush was reading on September 11, 2001. There have been several dead-ends, but alas I've found the elusive pet goat.
It was during a photo-op with the second graders of Emma E. Booker Elementary School, the President was notified of United Airlines Flight 175, the 2nd plane to crash into the WTC. From watching the footage of the President on the day, now immortalized by Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11, the question we're all left pondering is; with knowledge of the first attack, why did Bush spend the next 7 minutes reading the story about a pet goat?
A few months ago, I was struck by the oddity of the footage. I, like so many others, wanted to know what was so engaging about a book which would cause the leader of the free world to ignore the largest attack on American soil for 7 minutes, but when I searched, I found nothing. No information on the internet, no information at the library, and no information at the bookstores - it was as if the book never existed. This seemed extraordinarily odd to me considering its affiliation with the President and especially September 11th. And with all the books published and stories written on the subject, surely somebody must have a copy of the book.
When viewing the video of Bush at the Floridian elementary school, I was immediately struck by the odd, almost military teaching method. “The fast way” is repeated throughout the drill, and in the end, this was what led me to a book series called “Reading Mastery”.
“Reading Mastery approaches reading instruction in a clear, straightforward fashion. Six levels, plus a Fast Cycle, help children develop strong reading strategies that make the difference between lifelong reading success and failure.” -sraonline.com
Reading Mastery is a technique of “Direct Instruction” - a teaching technique developed by Siegfried Engelmann in the 1960’s which makes the claim, "Kids taught in a fully implemented Direct Instruction program read by the end of kindergarten…That's all kids, even disadvantaged kids, ghetto kids, and special-ed kids." As it turns out, Siegfried Engelmann is also the co-author of the “The Pet Goat”, a story found on page 153 of SRA’s “Reading Mastery 2” storybook #1.
Siegfried Engelmann, the proclaimed “Schoolyard Prophet” has authored many books during his lifetime including the controversial 1992 “War Against the Schools' Academic Child Abuse” [Portland: Halcyon House], a book which challenges institutionalized teaching methods. Engelmann headed several government education related programs during his lifetime, including Project Follow Through, a 1967 initiative of President Johnson's War on Poverty.
SRA, the Scientific Research Association, that published the “Reading Mastery” series in 1995, is a subsidiary of McGraw-Hill, a corporation which has a multi-billion dollar stake in Global industry companies such as Platts (energy), Standards and Poor’s (finance), Business Week (media), and appropriately named Construction (construction).
When I called SRA, looking for information on lesson 60 (the elusive goat story), I was quickly taken aback, when after a significant hold time, the friendly operator now returned anxious, and not with an answer to my enquiry, but a need to know my name, telephone number and town of residence. Needless to say, I declined further assistance and thanked the woman for her time.
Really, that was all it took, now positive I had the right book, I just needed a simple Ebay search. A kind seller confirmed the inclusion of “The Pet Goat” in the Reading Mastery series with a surprised, “it's in book 1, page 153 just as you said”, then with a big capital "LOL", she commended me on my “good research.”
“The Pet Goat” can be purchased HERE
Watch the video HERE
[07/10/04] UPDATE: THE PET GOAT: PART ONE & TWO
The Pet Goat
by Siegfried Engelmann & Elaine C. Bruner
Lesson 60, page 153
Reading Mastery 2, storybook #1
SRA (Scientific Research Associates)
McGraw-Hill, 1995
ISBN# 0026863553
“A girl got a pet goat. She liked to go running with her pet goat. She played with her goat in her house. She played with her goat in her yard. But the goat did some things that made the girl's dad mad. The goat ate things. He ate cans and he ate canes. He ate pans and he ate panes. He even ate capes and caps. One day her dad said, "that goat must go. He ate too many things." The girl said, "dad if you let the goat stay with us, I will see that he stops eating all those things." Her dad said he will try it. So the goat stayed and the girl made him stop eating cans and capes and caps and capes. But one day a car robber came to the girls house. He saw a big red car near the house and said, "I will steal that car." He ran to the car and started to open the door. The girl and the goat were playing in the back yard. They did not see the car robber.
More to come."
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Comments
You become just as determined as I do when there is a missing fact and I MUST know it. Good research.
Posted by: Mac Diva | June 30, 2004 12:54 PM
mac diva,
so true, it's been driving me insane! oh, but i'll sleep well tonight... i ordered a copy of the book and i can't tell you how bad i want bush to sign it. there must be a good way to trick him, after all he's not very bright, perhaps a sick child? any thoughts on how to trick bush into signing my goat book?
the goat obsession continues, now it's personal...
-peter
Posted by: ledge of liberty | June 30, 2004 01:16 PM
LOL, thanks for this great piece of "investigative journalism". ;)
Such things can make me crazy, too. I've spent myself some time on amazon.com, at the early readers category, just looking out for a book with a matching cover artwork, but I gave it up after a while.
I suppose in order to get your book signed, you'll have to attend a fundraiser event for Bush. So, if you have some thousand bucks left, you'll maybe get it signed.
Darn, I desperately wanted to see Bush's face, when someone actually give's him "My Pet Goat" to sign... :D
Posted by: Alex | July 1, 2004 03:51 AM
ELECTION 2004.
Google and type in "Mena cocaine"
Posted by: David Howard | July 1, 2004 09:06 AM
That should be "elusive" not "allusive."
Posted by: June Harris | July 2, 2004 09:28 PM
Thank you for the correction June.
-peter
Posted by: ledge of liberty | July 2, 2004 09:38 PM
Hey, can you tell us what happened with the big red car?
Posted by: krovinek | July 6, 2004 07:37 AM
krovinek,
hahaha! wouldn't you like to know! just kidding, i'll post the actual text when i recieve my copy of the book, though i can give you a general summary... basically, the goat finds the intruder, rams him until he flees the scene, and thus the goat becomes the hero of the household and the story! when i get the book in the mail, hopefully today, i'll post the full goat story for all to enjoy.
-peter
Posted by: ledge of liberty | July 6, 2004 10:28 AM
LOL,
You should get the Pulitzer for investigative journalism. I have spent a couple of hours trying to track down this edge-of-my-seat read, with no luck.
Googling "my pet goat" has led me to lots of marvelous websites. That may be George W. Bush's only positive legacy, the way things have been going for him and his evil-doing administration.
Bush Out. Register to vote, then vote!
Posted by: ntiviv | July 7, 2004 12:21 PM
After you go to Fahrenheit 9/11, keep your ticket stub and mail it to:
George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC 20500
With a note attached: 'I saw what you did last summer.'"
Posted by: FunnyGuy 382 | July 7, 2004 11:15 PM
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[07/10/04] UPDATE: THE PET GOAT: PART ONE & TWO
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Posted by: ledge of liberty | July 10, 2004 12:44 AM
www.satanic-kindred.org/baphomet.htm
CHECK THIS GOAT OUT. THIS IS THE ONE BUSH IS ACTUALY THINKING ABOUT WHILE HE IS READING THESE POOR KIDS THE STORY.
Posted by: g.w. hater | July 13, 2004 12:35 AM
http://nostradamus-usa.blogspot.com/2004/05/nostradamus-usa.html
The very word tragedy means "goat song" and ancient Greek Tragedy is dedicated to Dionysus, the God of duality and paradox (REMEMBER THE WTC!). SEE THE DOUBLE DESTRUCTION?
Dionysus is also the God of the Mask....Remember the face/mask that appeared momentarily when the second plane hit?
The USA is under attack by a God named Dionysus.... Who will win?
Posted by: DM | July 15, 2004 12:40 PM
Tricking Bush to sign the book should be a breeze (if you can ever get close enough to ask). Here's all you need to do: Find a similiar size book praising Bush/Cheney in some way, remove the book jacket, and slip it over the goat book.
For bonus points, get him to write something about 7 minutes. Perhaps tell him his speech was the best 7 minutes of your week or something, and ask him to sign "Seven minutes to change the world, GW Bush".
Posted by: Crash | July 20, 2004 11:57 AM
Hahahahahahaaaaa! I love it!
-Peter
Posted by: ledge of liberty | July 20, 2004 02:45 PM
The story of the goat is important...the pet goat is the god of Washington also known as Pan.
Posted by: Stephen | August 7, 2004 06:46 AM


